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OOC Rules:
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Fights use an HP system (think stamina).
Both fighters start at 1,000hp.
If the attacker rolls higher than the defender, the difference is subtracted from the defender's hp.
If the defender rolls higher than the attacker, then the attack is defended and no points are taken.
First to 0 hp loses.
Fights run on a 30 Minute Timer, with the most damage inflicted deciding the winner unless the fighters wish to declare a draw.We also stress that while we welcome bloodshed here, the defender always chooses how badly they are struck, within reason. Ignoring a loss of significant HP as a "glance" is bad ettiquette.Attackers call where they are aiming, but it's up to the defender how the blow lands.
Defenders are welcome and encouraged to base this severity on how much HP they lose.--------------------------------------------------------------
Our Venue does not acknowledge characters whom are canon to any media source, thank you.

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IC Rules:
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Lethal attacks and maiming strikes are prohibited.
Use of Void magic is strictly banned. It will result in automatic forfeit and ejection.
Anything else goes. Cheap shots, magitek, spellwork, raw muscle, and steel are all welcome.
The bloodier, the better.Violence outside of the designated area is prohibited. Take it to the pit!

Disclaimer: Those breaking the law accept the risks. The Basted Bite will not cover for you.

Mangled Man 250 gil - Soft Pretzel as big as a head. Choice of Sauce.
The Mangled Manwich 850 gil - A Mangled Man cut to make a sandwich, filled with Shawarma or Dock Delight fillings and choice of sauce.
Sauces 50 gil- Cheddar Cheese, Nacho Cheese, Honey Mustard, Cream Cheese, or the Heatstroke extra spicy, extra delicious cheese sauce. (The Heatstroke sauce comes with a rolling response.)
Slivers 300 gil - Fried popoto strings.
Dead Ringers 450 gi - Beer battered onion rings.
Mess After 600 gil - Meat and bean chili. Boring and Spicy available.
Shipwreck 850 gil - Slivers, covered in a Mess After and topped with a choice of sauce.
Flappy Bits 1400 gil - A dozen crispy and delicious cloudkin flappers. Your choice of BBQ, Honey BBQ, Garlic Parmesan, Lemon Pepper, Sweet Chili, Honey Orange, Teiryaki, Crispy Garlic, or Dragonbite (Beware: Dragon & Blood Pepper sauce).
Dock Delight 1200 gil - Two Pitas filled with battered and deep fried Daily Catch with coleslaw. Choice of Slivers or Dead Ringers.
Shawarma Plate 1200 gil - Two Pitas filled with Shawarma, Tomatoes, Red Onions, Pickles, and Pickled Turnips. Choice of Slivers or Dead Ringers.
Shawarma Feast 4500 gil - Shawarma Pitas, Slivers, and Dead Ringers for Four or one Arcadius.
Dock Feast 4500 gil - Fish Pitas, Slivers, and Dead Ringers for Four. No Paladin was harmed in the making of this menu item.
Big Bite 900 gil - A full ponze dzo and lamb burger topped with your choice of classic veggies, cheese, or you can smother it in any of our chili or sauces! Additional Patties: 500 gil each.
Sticky Yams - Yams glazed with rum and grilled to perfection, served with lime creme fraiche.
Build-a-Bite Skewers - Get a skewer with any combination of five ingredients of your choice. Make it sweet, savoury, or both!- Tonkatsu Bites
- Caramelized Seitan
- Shawarma Roll
- Rolanberry Bursters
- Chocolate Cake
- Pineapple
- Melon (Honeydew or Watermelon)
- Chocolate Covered Berry Cluster
- Bocchan Dongo
- Hanami Dongo
- Mitarashi DongoBlind Baked Good 250 gil - A random baked good provided by The Spool & Stove.
Mallow Roasters 300 gil - Receive a skewer of marshmallows to roast yourself over the open flames.
S'more Feast 1600 gil - A platter of marshmallows, chocolate, and graham crackers to roast, melt, and create eight S'mores.
Twisted Sister 300 gil - Cinnamon Roll as large as a hyur's head. With or without cream cheese frosting.
New Dirty Sister 500 gil - She's the filthy sister. A Twisted Sister with chocolate ganache cream cheese frosting, a raspberry dark chocolate syrup drizzle, and five chocolate dipped raspberries.

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Booze
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Beer or Grog 250 gil - Wherever we got it from, whatever kind it is.
Wine 500 gil per glass, 2000 gil per bottle - Red, White, whatever we have.
Fancy Wine 750 gil per glass, 3500 per bottle - The good shit costs more.
Shots 250 gil - Pick your poison.
Blind Shots 150 gil - We try to poison you.
Booze by the Bottle 6000 gil - Take it all.

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Mixy Business - 800 gil each (doubles double)
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Lost Cause - Rum, Gin, sweetened lime juice, and soda. A Discordia favourite.
Knifey Miqo'te - Absinthe & Milk on the rocks for fueling the old ultra-violence.
Jackrabbit - Taste carrot, grapefruit, lemon, and a shitload of tequila. For when a rabbit jacked your win.
Whackrabbit - A double Jackrabbit. For when you've been wrecked by a rabbit.
Cheapshot - A triple shot of vodka, everclear, and pickle brine. If you puke on it, you buy it.
Win Streak - A shot of Orange Liqueur, Tequila, and Spiced Rum. For the Winner, or the hopefully deluded.
Taste of Defeat - Full of Pith and Vinegar. A Shot of "Tears of Garlemald" floated atop lemon vodka.
Tiger's Tail - As strong and regal as the Tiger King himself, the Tiger's Tail is Bourbon, Brandy, and Milk shaken together with Simple Vanilla Syrup and swirled with Mhachi Cream Coffee Foam.
The Honourable Mention - A decadent whipped drink made of milk and perfectly melted white and dark chocolate with a milk chocolate fudge rim to make you think of Everything and Nothing at the same time. Make it Hard with your favourite alcohol for 100 additional gil.

Discordia "The Stabcatte" - Owner

Svanna "The Punchbunny" - Owner

Chiari - Owner

Seidr "The Danger Lizard" - Assistant Everything

Aritya - Battling Bartender

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Seasonal Drinks - 900 Gil
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An Autumn Cruise

Autumn Cruise - Mhachi Apple Pie, Maple Bjozan, Nanna's Caramel shots. Begin with a shot of mhachi cream layered atop cinnamon hard cider. Continue with a shot shaken maple syrup, vodka, and kahlua topped with heavy cream. Finish with a shot of rumchata topped with caramel vodka and a salted rim.Yuenyueng - 2oz each of apple bourbon, red tea, coffee, and milk stirred together.Miqo's Paw - 1.5oz Sesame oil fat-washed whisky, .75oz ginger liqueur, .75 oz madeira, and a dash of soy sauce. Double rocks and stir.Golden Namazu - 1.5oz Spice Rum, .75oz Ginger-infused demerara sugar, .5oz Grand Marnier, .25oz Ponzu sauce. Whisked together with a sugar rim and an orange slice to garnish.Hazy Decisions - 6oz Cider, 2oz Vanilla Vodka, .5oz Lemon juice, and vanilla extract. Shaken vigorously then topped up with sparkling wine and garnished with cinnamon stick and an apple slice.Pumpkin Harvest - 1.5oz Pumpkin cognac, and .5oz cinnamon syrup, shaken with a spoonful of pumpkin butter.Monocle Man - 1.5oz Scotch and .5oz Drambuie stirred together with ice.